#we had a fun experience getting measured at the mall lmao

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Yo wtf, how did I miss the ring post!!! For real though, I'm happy for you guys! Been following both of y'all for years, it's been awesome just watching y'all like. Be. It's clear that you guys love each other so much, and it's awesome to hear that y'all have gone further in a way that works for both of you. Congrats!!

Thank you bb 😭♥️

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Do you know what punk truly is? >> I think my understanding of punk is about as competent as it can get. Did you know that studded belts and listening to The Misfits isn’t punk? >> I don’t think it’s very punk to go around telling people that indulging in perfectly innocuous punk-associated things isn’t “punk enough”.  Where do you buy your clothes? >> Hot Topic, various thrift stores, Forever 21, wherever I can get something fun to wear without paying an arm and a leg. How often do you go to the local mall? >> Eh, once every couple of months or so. I’d go more often but it’s such a money trap.

Do most of your pants consist of jeans? >> No, I only have one pair of jeans that I actually wear regularly.

Do you like wearing shorts? >> I like wearing the kinds I like to wear... which are increasingly difficult to find. If you’re a girl, what’s your bra size? >> --- What kind of shoes do you usually wear? >> Sneakers or boots. Do you wear socks that go up your legs? >> I recently got a pair because they had spiders on them and I thought they were adorable, but I usually don’t wear socks like that. How many pairs of shoes do you own? >> Two, not counting weather boots. Do you wear skater shoes? >> No, because they’re uncomfortable when you have a pronounced arch in your sole. How about flip flops? >> Only as shower shoes. Do you call flip flops thongs? >> Nah. Do you call capris Clam-Diggers?: >> Nope.

Own any golfing shoes?: >> No. Do you prefer Nike or Adidas?: >> I don’t care for either. Would you say you’re a sporty person? >> Nope. What sports do you watch on TV? >> Figure skating is the only sport I consistently like to watch. Do you despise sports?: >> No, I’m just extremely disinterested most of the time. What’s your favorite sport? Least favorite? >> Golf is my least favourite, hands down. My favourite is figure skating. How often do you wear deodorant?: >> Daily, usually. In winter I often skip days. Do you prefer Gatorade or Powerade?: >> I don’t really have a preference. Do you drink bottled water?: >> Occasionally. How often do you drink water?: >> Daily? Don’t know how to measure it any more intricately than that. Do you drink normal tea or iced tea?: >> Normal, usually.

Will you go to your senior prom? >> I did. What classes are you taking? >> --- Do you skip classes a lot to go get high with some close homies? >> --- Ever been busted for it? If so, what was the punishment? >> --- Are you one of those honor roll students? >> --- How many classes have you failed so far? >> --- Do you like your handwriting? >> I liked it better when I was still used to writing longhand. Now it doesn’t come as easy. Got a lot of deep, depressing poetry and artwork stashed? >> No, not stashed anywhere. Most of it is still up on deviantART. Ever attempted suicide or self-mutilated yourself?: >> Yes to both. Been in a car accident?: >> Nope. Broken a bone?: >> Nope. Had to get surgery? If so, on what/what for? >> Nope. Ever stayed overnight in a hospital?: >> Yeah. Do you have allergies? >> No. Last movie you saw in theaters? >> The Equalizer 2.

If you’re pale, do you get made fun of for it? >> I’m not pale. Are you white/black/asian/mexican/etc? >> Black. How old are your parents? >> 84 and who knows. Did your family move to America from another country? >> My mother is here from Haiti.

Have you ever been to any other countries? >> Nope. If so, where and for how long? >> --- Ever been to Washington D.C.?: >> Nope. Did you get to meet the president of the time? >> --- Anyway, ever been to NYC Or LA?: >> I used to live in NYC. If so, how were your experiences there?: >> I don’t really know how to sum up almost 10 years of residency in a city, lmao. Ever known anyone who did business with a prostitute?: >> Yep. Are your real parents divorced?: >> They were never married. Were you adopted?: >> No. If so, have you met your biological parents? How about biological siblings or grandparents?: >> --- If your parents are divorced, how old are your step parents? >> --- Do you like your step parents, or are they assholes? >> --- Ever had an abusive parent or other family member? >> I have multiple abusive family members. If so, what’s the worst they did?: >> I don’t know how to rank that sort of thing. It was all pretty awful, you know, because that’s how abuse is. Got any step siblings? If so, how many? Are they annoying or cool? >> No. Are either of your parents engaged but not married yet? >> --- Do you think it’s silly for grown adults to still be dating around? >> I don’t see why that would be silly. Ever walked in on your parents while they were getting busy? If so, how many times and how old were you?: >> Nope. How many siblings do you have?: >> Five. How old are they, and what are their names? >> Meh. Do they have the same hair color and eye color as you? >> None of them look like me because they’re all half-siblings. Do you like older or younger siblings better? >> I don’t know anything about actual sibling relationships. These aren’t people I actually know. Ever had to take care of a baby sibling? If do, did you feel responsible, or were you just annoyed?: >> No. Do you like children, or do they piss you off? >> I love kids. Think you’ll ever have kids of your own one day? >> Adoption is always on the table as an option. Have you ever had a close friend get knocked up early? >> No. Have you yourself ever gotten close to getting pregnant? >> Yes. If you were to get pregnant as a teen, what would happen? >> --- Do you know if anyone in your family ever got knocked up as a teen?: >> Probably.

Anything planned for this Sunday? >> No. Do you use a toaster or toaster oven? >> We have a toaster.

Do you have a job? >> No. Do you like to mow the yard? >> --- Were you happy when you woke up today? >> I felt a little more myself, but I’m still not at 100% quite yet. I’m gonna go ahead and blame the weather on top of everything else, lmao. Who is the last person you got really pissed off with? >> A person I shouldn’t even waste that level of emotion on at this point, considering. But Rez’s saga quote was spot-on, and I guess I can’t really be too hard on myself, all told. What time do you have to be in work? >> I don’t. What color is your father’s car? >> Maroon, provided he still has it. Where’s the last place you wore a hoodie to? >> It’s been a long time since I’ve gotten to wear a hoodie, lmao. Are your nails painted any special color? >> Nope. Give us your plans for the next three hours? >> I’m probably going to go back to PoE: Deadfire for a couple more hours at least, and then maybe check out my dashboard for a while, or something. Can you live a day without tv? >> Sure. Do you prefer broccoli or asparagus? >> I really like both, actually.